Running a clothing line must be very stressful– always having to worry about finding models who can stay skinny enough and make your clothes look as good as you want them to.  That’s why Dr. Peanut Butter has started a modeling agency that only uses models with terminal illnesses.  Because of their severely weakened nervous systems, these girls are always the perfect weight and can make any garment look simply stunning.

Look at our Lisa. Lisa looks great in almost any evening gown!  Do you want to know why?  Lisa contracted tuberculosis eight months ago.  Tuberculosis is an infectious pulmonary disease but can also attack your circulatory and lymphatic systems.  Meeeooooooowwww!!!!

But don’t worry.  We don’t just have models with infectious diseases.  We also use girls who have a whole range of congenital and genetic disorders!  You can choose from girls with Tay-Sachs disease, cystic fibrosis, and many more!

So hurry up and check us out.  This opportunity won’t last long…and neither will the girls!